When beer hits brain
in Fenway's bleachers,
that bellicose breed of
bragging, banging,
bare-chested beer bellies
begin bellowing and bleating
like beached, blubbery belugas
boiling to breed.

Alas, there are no endangered species
in Section 41.

September 22, 1991

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