IT'S GOOD TO KNOW....

It's good to know
that if you only beat
your wife black & blue,
but don't murder her
(maybe), millions of
Americans will cheer
you on as if somehow
you broke free from
that last tackler and
made it all the way
to the end zone.


October 1995


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