Truly, I'd like to have an imitation Rolex.
I'd probably be more popular
that way, and Cialis...I know you
care, and keep reminding me
but I can only take so
many of those "soft tabs" each
day, because I have to eat other
things and, yes, I know that
you are deepy concerned
about the size of my penis,
but how could I possibly manage
if it was any longer? And
that low-cost mortgage
you say you wrote me about?
I'm so sorry I didn't get back you,
but I do have this thing to
live, and it's called life.

September 20, 2005

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